After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the...
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, “Can you tell me how...
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!” Curious, a man...
One day a lion was sleeping in front of its cave. At that time a little mouse playing nearby by chance ran over the lion’s body....
The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.” The man looks over and sees that the other man has...
Vijay and Raju were friends. On a holiday they went walking into a forest, enjoying the beauty of nature. Suddenly they saw a bear coming at...
He wakes up the next morning to find that he has lost his credit card. He needs to get it back, but he got so drunk...
“There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said, “You must park your cars...
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other,...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
My neighbour was working in his yard. When he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in...
A cowboy rode into a windy, dusty, tumble weed strewn Nevada town, reined up outside the saloon, went in and ordered a double bourbon. The saloon...
On a hot summer day, A little boy and his mother were inside a lake house. Little boy decided to go for a swim in lake...
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were...
The late king of a known Kingdom had ten wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat any of his servants who made a mistake....
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?’ I’m not the type to start a...
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”...
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got...
They stop at a gun shop to get all the gear they will need. The clerk helping them out decided to have a little fun with...
A disciple asked Hejasi: I want to know what is the most funny thing about human beings. Hejasi said: That they always think crooked: they’re in...