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At the zoo, a kid says to his mother Jokingly: “mom, look, look, that monkey looks really like my brother”. His mother looked at him and...
A television crew comes to the farm to interview the shepherd about his daily routine. “Our viewers would like to know what a regular day here...
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse...
A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They...
An elderly priest dies and goes to heaven. He soon finds himself in a line of souls going to St. Peter to enter heaven. In no...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off....
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish police officer. He thinks that he is smarter than the officer because...
A typical tough-guy husband marries a beautiful, easygoing woman. After the wedding, he lays down the law: “I’ll come home whenever I want, stay out as...
A woman decides to prove her intelligence to her husband. While he is at work, she takes it upon herself to paint a couple of rooms...
An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She is overjoyed as she was a devoted Catholic and going to Heaven was her life’s dream. Once...
A waiter takes an order from a customer who requests half a Caesar salad… The waiter responds, “Well, we offer a small and a large. Would...
A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman! One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought...
After being married for 25 years, a husband took a moment to look at his wife and said, “Twenty-five years ago, we had a modest apartment,...
When a guy, known for causing trouble, walked in. He sat down, called me over, and said, “Give me a 21-year-old drink, please.” I nodded, and...
He is going through his bag for his passport which he can’t find. The irritated man on passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’...
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
The Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never...
