A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking...
A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” the woman asked. “Hunting mosquitoes” He...
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman...
A boss says to his secretary. “We are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband. “My boss and...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and...
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural northern Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to mother feed her baby. The...
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the...
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I...
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the...
The Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the...
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it,...
The little housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d...
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...