It was about a month ago when a woman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest. “Forgive me Father, for...
An old Arab story goes that two boys – one rich and the other poor – were returning home from the market. The rich boy bought...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is,...
There was a little boy who loved caterpillars. One day he found one, took him home and made a home for him. He watched this caterpillar...
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to...
A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up. The RJ said, “Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do...
A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt...
Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so...
A Siberian shaman asked: God to show him a man that He loved. The Lord advised him to look for a certain farmer. “What do you...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a famous politician happened to appear. Politician took the opportunity to schmooze the good...
While walking they get a lot of attention from women, but it seems that all the women are interested in the Italian guy! After the day...
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist...
His workmates realized that they would have to be the ones to inform his widow of his passing. They trooped over to Patrick’s cottage at the...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will...
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game...
Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left? A: 499. Q: What are the three steps to putting an...
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Joseph, the 14 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him...