A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which...
Seated in the Yankee Stadium bleachers, he watched as a man swung a stick, hit a ball and started toward a white bag down the line....
A merchant sent his son to learn the Secret of Happiness from the wisest of men. The young man wandered through the desert for forty days...
As tradition dictates, upon entering his Zen master’s house, the disciple left his shoes and umbrella outside. “I saw through the window that you were arriving,”said...
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one...
Near Tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior – known for his complete...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
It’s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo. She’s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, Sleeveless with straps....
She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles...
when an older man in the crowd was heard saying, “Peanuts Popcorn Cracker Jack.” Castro didn’t break his stride but a few minutes later, a second...
A high school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in...
The Argentinean golfer Robert de Vincenzo went to the parking lot to get his car after having won an important tournament. At that moment, a woman...
Four married guys go fishing After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be...
There once was a farm with a big red barn And in that big red barn, there lived many animals, the smallest of which, was a...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter,...
Desmond, who was a real town dweller, drove his car into a ditch when out on the country roads Luckily, a local farmer came was passing...
A lawyer tries to make conversation with the barber when shaves his hair. Barber whispers in lawyer’s ear: ─ This kid is one of the dumbest...