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An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer. He always came to church on Sunday morning but always fell asleep from...
A blonde struggling with her weight visited her doctor for advice. He suggested she run ten miles a day for thirty days, assuring her she’d shed...
A 15-year-old rolled up at home in a shiny Porsche, leaving his parents in shock. “Where did you get that car?!” they yelled. “I bought it,”...
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,...
Two women were playing a round of golf. One of them teed off and watched in shock as her ball flew straight toward a group of...
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The barman would...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a...
Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.. Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid...
A man goes to ask the great guru, “Which is better, large melons or small melons?” The great guru asks him “How much money do you...
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to London. I...
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the...
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their shorts, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like...
It was Saturday evening in the nursing home: An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next...
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think...
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
