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Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parent’s room....
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
After 150 days of flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded them to go forth and multiply. After some time, he saw...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The dog replies, “Hey, I’m tired...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the...
A married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his...
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,...
Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office,...
A little three-year-old boy was sitting on the toilet. His mother thought he had been in there too long, so she went in to see what...
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter. First Woman: “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the...
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in...
A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time. At the end of a great day on the slopes, he retired to the local tavern....
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife. Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
