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An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate […]
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following […]
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A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed […]
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher, Miss Fig pot, decided […]
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to asks the driver a question and tapped […]
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State […]
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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife […]
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. […]
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she […]