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Getting late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat over the shoulder, and bounded out of the house. As he...
The guy decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork...
When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage,...
My life is a mess, he says “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.” “Just...
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for...
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet....
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you...
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all...
Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m. I discovered that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. Nothing I...
The Little Boy Asked For A 10 Speed Mountain Bike… but his Father explained that with the boys’ Mother just losing her job, and their £80,000...
Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief....
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes...
Back in those days when corporal punishment was permitted to teachers, a minor teacher named Miss Bing’s complained to one of her superiors, Miss Manners, that...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
Nasreddin Hodja was lying in the shade of an ancient walnut tree. His body was at rest, but, befitting his calling as an imam, his mind...
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks...
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.”...
It was an incredibly hot day, and a lion was feeling very hungry. He came out of his den and searched here and there. He could...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
A Vicar goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight...
