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The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land,...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up, what should I do?” “Do...
After the bamboo seed is planted, you don’t see anything for approximately five years, other than a tiny shoot. All of its growth happens underground; a...
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he things that the...
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep enough to float...
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through...
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby “Kneeling is definitely the best way...
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she notices four legs instead of two! She...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live...
Two old man, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
Tax day, April 15, was looming when an elderly woman showed up at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. “Why...
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been...
Ed and his wife Norma faithfully go to the state fair every year, and every year Ed would plead, “Norma, I’d like to ride in that...
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet....
Nasrudin is walking past a cave when he sees a yogi, deep in meditation, and he asks the yogi what he is searching for. The yogi...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman they run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there’s a man...
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their...
One night four college students were out partying late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning,...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
