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An elderly gentleman is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: “All […]
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Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.” Patient: “Well, might as […]
Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of […]
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I […]
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: […]
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got […]
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from […]
A bright young executive had just been hired as the new CEO of a large […]
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker […]
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it […]
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three large bikers walked […]
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” […]
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave […]
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was […]
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a […]
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come […]
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a […]