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The Emperor of China had sent some peaches to the king of Tondmandalam with a note stating that the fruit gave long life to anyone who...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
Having never driven a limo, he asked the driver if he could drive for a while. Well, the driver didn’t have much of a choice, so...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
There was an Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when suddenly they were captured by pirates. The captain said to them...
Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor...
In ancient Greece there lived an old man (Cimon). The old man was sentenced to hunger death, he was kept in prison. The idea was to...
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other....
Getting late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat over the shoulder, and bounded out of the house. As he...
The guy decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork...
When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage,...
My life is a mess, he says “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.” “Just...
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for...
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet....
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you...
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all...
Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m. I discovered that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. Nothing I...
The Little Boy Asked For A 10 Speed Mountain Bike… but his Father explained that with the boys’ Mother just losing her job, and their £80,000...
Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief....
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes...
