A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in...
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd,...
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last...
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the...
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”...
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just...
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “Let’s see you fell this tree first” said the foreman. The...
Nasreddin Hodja was boasting about the power of his faith. “If your faith is so strong, then pray for that mountain to come to you,” said...
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real...
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller...
A group of monkeys decide to go on a fast one day. “Before we begin, I think we should keep the food with which we’ll break...
A fir tree said boastingly to the bramble bush growing in its shade: “You are useless. Nobody wants you. I am everywhere used for roofs and...
What’s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? Here’s her story in her own words: “While walking along the edge of a pond...
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see...
The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary...
Fred was very old, sick, and doctors said he would not dying. Fred was at home in his bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite...
Tax day, April 15, was looming when an elderly woman showed up at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. “Why...
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
Three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven When they get there, Peter greets them and tells them, “We only...
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class...