Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground. So large that they can’t see the bottom...
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect,...
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year If he didn’t speak for two years, the following...
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a seed count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, “What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?” “Well…” said the...
Something that this captain knows all too well. A ship was traveling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching...
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because...
A boy who was suffering from cancer had lived his whole life inside the house being taken care of by his mother. One day, he wanted...
At work, Tom and Jack were chatting: Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month. Jack:...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
Two men were marooned on an Island. One man passed back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself....
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
The Frogs were tired of governing themselves. They had so much freedom that it had spoiled them, and they did nothing but sit around croaking in...