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The prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs Williams, do you know who I...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom stared towards the clock at the end of the room as the students furiously scribbled down the...
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, call girl and even murder!” The...
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said, “You just had breakfast?” “Yes.” she replied. “Well, the...
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the...
The little boy had been looking out of West jet Airlines plane window on a flight from Toronto to Calgary when he turned to his mother...
One of the priests said, “Sometimes it feels like such a burden to always be the one who listens to other people’s problems – I can...
A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his...
Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner. “Being British is about driving in a German car to an...
He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very...
A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it In order the figures were:...
There was an old man who had a dream one night that he would be protected from a ravaging storm that would engulf his whole village....
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
Dov Beer of Mezeritch was asked: ‘Which is the best example to follow? That of the pious man who dedicates his life to God without ever...
After a preacher dies and goes to Heaven, he notices that a New York cab driver has been awarded a higher place. “I don’t understand,” he...
Queensland farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through...
