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A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at...
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. After a few hours just lying about, the smaller one turned to the bigger one and...
Dead Penguins – I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?...
A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday...
A blonde’s car gets a flat tyre on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
A small town man decides to go to the city. He’s a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on...
I’ve lived a few years in my home, and the pretty neighbor next door and I always flirted with each other, despite her being married. One...
Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase, this chap took off 10 percent. I asked for the cause of a lesser...
Kevin gets a New Secretary. A few days later his wife learns of this this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney...
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the...
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that “we’re just waiting for the pilots.” The passengers look out the...
A man goes to a Doctor’s Office about his manhood. A man walks gingerly into the office where he is met by a nurse with whom...
This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: “Up...
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...
A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh,...
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother...
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held...
