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A man goes to take out a loan. The loan officer comes over immediately. “How can I help you, sir?” he asks. “I’m going out of...
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning,...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps....
I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer… The conversation went like this, when I got...
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his...
A government social worker was visiting the an reservation for the first time. A woman was yelling at an old Indian man. The man looked like...
“Don’t be afraid of the dog,” said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never...
Jones took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. “This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor, ” he said. “Maybe you can do...
A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order he...
A teenager has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom. The girls accepts, and the boy is over the moon....
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely...
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The...
The old man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. The bartender serves his beer then asks him, “So what do you...
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take...
A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips. After...
An old farmer in Louisiana goes to the pond at the back of his property and decides to fix it up as a nice swimming area....
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate. The cowboy asks the rancher, “Mind if I...
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question… WIFE: “What would you do...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had...
An elderly woman walked into the main office of Chase Manhattan Bank building, holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man...
