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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a politician happened to appear. The politician took the opportunity to schmooze the good...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop...
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been...
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and...
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in...
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday. So during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his...
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an...
Queensland farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through...
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there....
Ever since I was a child, I’d always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told...
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
