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An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman they run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there’s a man...
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their...
One night four college students were out partying late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning,...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
A generous king once ruled in the land of Andhra. Every day two beggars used to come to him for alms and he always gave them...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar...
Nasruddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart. Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal’s head between the horns, but...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked...
Melissa went up to her college professor, ready to contest the grade she received in the class. “I don’t understand why my grade was so low....
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, “What’s...
John was a loyal choir member, but he could not carry a tune. To make things worse, he sang loud and made others sing off key....
A squirrel joined the service of the King of the Forest, the lion. He did whatever work was given him, quickly and well. The lion became...
A man goes to take out a loan. The loan officer comes over immediately. “How can I help you, sir?” he asks. “I’m going out of...
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning,...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps....
I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer… The conversation went like this, when I got...
