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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. “Mommy, how old are you?” she asked....
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, “I will ask you each...
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Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the...
Once upon a time, a little boy called Sam was playing in the yard behind his house. During his pretend fighting game, he knocked over the...
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside...
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A...
The male teacher in a girls’ school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its...
Two guys were building a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night, and...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree...
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!”...
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a...
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, ‘What are you doing?’ She answers, ‘I’m moving to Nevada ....
Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the...
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his...
