A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will...
When God created the donkey, he said: “You’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry in your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have...
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over...
This guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is...
The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, “I left...
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came...
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...
Once when Nasreddin Hodja was serving as qadi, one of his neighbors came to him with a complaint against a fellow neighbor. The Hodja listened to...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of...
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there....
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
Once when Nasreddin Hodja was serving as qadi, one of his neighbors came to him with a complaint against a fellow neighbor. The Hodja listened to...