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The old man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. The bartender serves his beer then asks him, “So what do you...
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take...
A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips. After...
An old farmer in Louisiana goes to the pond at the back of his property and decides to fix it up as a nice swimming area....
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate. The cowboy asks the rancher, “Mind if I...
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question… WIFE: “What would you do...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had...
An elderly woman walked into the main office of Chase Manhattan Bank building, holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man...
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for...
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color...
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely...
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. “Logan, wait until...
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?” The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so...
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got...
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked “Do...
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop...
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a...
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears....
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t...
