A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears.
Promise me you won’t tell me!
Confused, the father asks what’s wrong.
Oh, dad, the boy sobs. When I was six, I got the There’s no Santa speech.
At seven, I got the There’s no Easter Bunny speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the There’s no tooth fairy speech.