A husband and wife went to see a marriage Councillor

A husband and wife went to see a marriage Councillor,

After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the Councillor stood up, went round to his wife and embraced her and gave her a hug.

Then turned to husband and said, “this is what your wife needs three times a week, can you manage that?”

Husband said, Well I can drop her off Mondays and Wednesday but I play golf on Fridays!