A man calls home to his wife

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.

We’ll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! And please pack my new blue silk shorts.”

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.

He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike.

But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk shorts like I asked you to do?”

The wife replies; “I did, they were in your tackle box.”