Relationship Jokes
A man phones home from his office
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up.
I have a chance to go fishing for a week.
It’s the opportunity of a lifetime.
We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk shorts .
I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.”
He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns.
His wife asks: “Did you have a good trip, dear?”
He says: ” Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk shorts.”
His wife smiles and says, “Oh no I didn’t.
I put them in your tackle box!”