Relationship Jokes A Old Man And Woman share it share it pin it An old man and an old woman, married for fifty years, go to see a fortune teller. The old man is hard-of-hearing and the old Woman always tells Him what is said. They go to found out what his future holds. The fortune-teller says, “Next week, you will win the state lottery jackpot.” The old man says, “What did she say?” The old woman says, “NEXT WEEK! YOU WIN THE LOTTERY!” The old man is very excited and tells her to continue. The fortune-teller says, “In two weeks, you will double your winnings with a smart investment.” The old man says, “What did she say?” The old woman says, “IN TWO WEEKS! YOU DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IN THE STOCKS!” The old man is even more excited and tells her to continue. “By this time next month, your wife will be more content than she has ever been.” The old man says, “What did she say?” The old woman says, “NEXT MONTH! YOU’LL BE DEAD!” Related Topics: Up Next A man and pregnant wife Don't Miss The Wife Calls Her Scientist Husband Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Funny Jokes8 hours ago A school teacher asked her primary six class Jokes & Humor8 hours ago Mary and Jane are old friends Clean Jokes10 hours ago A nun is standing outside a pub Clean Jokes2 years ago She opens it to a guy Relationship Jokes2 years ago Johnny is taking a shower with his mother Clean Jokes3 years ago They Walk Among