A wife arrived home and found

A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his tool in a vice.

Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.

Terrified, her husband screamed, “Stop! Please! You aren’t going to cut it off, are you?”

Placing the saw in her husband’s hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, “Of course not! I’m going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!”