A woman and a baby were in the doctor

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.

The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and seeming a little concerned, asked if the baby was mother fed or bottle fed.

“mother fed,” she replied.

“Strip down to your waist,” the Doctor said. She did.

He pinched her melons, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both melons for awhile in a detailed examination.

Motioning her to get dressed, he said, “No wonder this baby is underweight, you don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.”