A woman arrives home from her doctor

A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness.

Her husband, being a grump, asked:

“What’s got you so happy!?”

The woman says, “The doctor said I am in great health.

He was also impressed and said I have the melons of a 20 year old!!”

The husband scoffs.

Then asked, “Really? And what did he say about your 50 year old bum!?”

She responds, “I don’t know.

He never asked about you.”