A woman’s husband comes home

A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try some reverse psychology.

When her husband staggers in that night, she’s waiting for him in her best lingerie.

She sits him in an armchair and gives him a back-rub.

“It’s getting late, big boy,” she says after a few minutes.

“Why don’t we go upstairs to bed.”

“We might as well,” slurs the husband.

“I’m going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway.”