Business Decision

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, ‘What are you doing?’

She answers, ‘I’m moving to Nevada .

I heard call girl there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.’

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, ‘I’m coming too.

I want to see how you live on $800 a year.