Eat Your Broccoli

A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner.

But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli.

Eat your broccoli! – says the mother.

No! – exclaims the boy.

The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear.

The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.

What did you tell him?

I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his mickey wouldn’t grow.

The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.

What was that for? – he asks, confused.

FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!