He Asks Wife Whats For Dinner

Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off.

“Hello, darling,” he said,

“what are you making for dinner?”

“What am I making for dinner? After all the horrible things you said to me earlier, you want to know what I am making for dinner? Poison, that’s what I’m making, poison.”

Bernie replies,

“Okay then, just make one portion, I’m not coming home.”