He explained his situation to a pet shop

A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him.

He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied,

“I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his weapon.”

Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home.

At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird,

“Did anything happen today?”

The parrot said, “Yes, the milkman came over.”

The man asked, “What did he do with my wife?”

The bird said, “I don’t know; I got hard and fell.”