This was an actual conversation that took place between my wife and my 7 yr old son just now.
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it every time.
My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him “If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much.”
My son replied “I don’t want my future wife to love me very much.
I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry.”
I busted out laughing.
But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.