The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand,
So they sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.
Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years.
I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.
He makes about $30 per week, pays his own room and board,
And I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser’s every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
He also meet with my wife occasionally”.
IRS AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one”.
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know”?