This newly wed couple

This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have lovemaking:

Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

Husband: we’re married now, u can tell me anything.

Wife: i’m flat chested.

Husband: i don’t believe u..prove it.

So she takes off her shirt.

Husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.

Wife: we’re married now u can tell me anything.

Husband: i’m “weighed like a baby”.

Wife: i don’t believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

Wife: i thought u say ed u were weighed like a baby?!

Husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!