Relationship Jokes
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I took my 13-year-old son with me to a large charity barbecue.
A few thousand people there and several different rib joints you can sample.
It was awesome, the food was fantastic.
There was also a large beer tent that had a band with many people in it.
Band was pretty good the music while people ate their food.
I grabbed a table with my son and we were eating our dinner when I noticed I had lost my Rolex sometime that day.
Since my grandpa left it to me in his will, this was pretty upsetting.
Shortly after we finished our meal, a man and a woman began arguing near the area where we entered the tent.
It looked like it was getting pretty intense, so I walked over to see if I could help.
As I got closer to the arguing couple … it began to escalate. The guy pushed the woman really hard and she fell back.
I am not much of a tough guy, but in anger I punched him with every thing I had.
As he fell to the ground, I noticed right where he had been standing … was my missing Rolex, squished into the grass.