A Blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a...
A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This was to be the first time they had made love and...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up...
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch...
A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of rubber pack. “That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk....
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
Two old guys were sitting on a bus bench when a good looking young blonde with a short skirt got off. One old guy says to...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...
The wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a...
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car....
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her private part. She told the doctor her problem and he...
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we...
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
A woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting married this week-end and my fiancee thinks I’m a pure, is there anything you can do...
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her...
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like...
A Dad and a Son were watching TV downstairs. The Dads feet started getting cold. So he sends his Son upstairs to get his slippers. When...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...