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A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have make love without letting their children in on it....
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be...
A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dream they were auctioning off tools in this place,...
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in...
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says, “Get gas and free lovemaking here”. So obviously the guy was interested,...
Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not – don’t you like being married? Man:...
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”...
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A,...
A old woman in her at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks,...
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they’re just...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her fronts in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be...
A Male patient just recovered successfully from a make love threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying...
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally...
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well,...
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having lovemaking. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees...
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
