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In school the lesson was about the word “contagious”. The teacher asked the class if anyone could use the word contagious in a sentence. One girl...
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming...
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so...
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like...
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
After 15 years of not having make love, an old couple finally decide that it’s about time they did something about their make love life. After...
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he...
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached...
A man goes to a Doctor’s Office about his manhood. A man walks gingerly into the office where he is met by a nurse with whom...
Son Says: Daddy, how was I born? Dad Says: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway… Mom and dad got...
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced “Please prepare for a crash landing “. The first lady put on all her jewelry...
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his...
Johnny and Susie were playing undressed, wondering why they have different “parts” When Johnny got home he asked his mother why he had a stick and...
A beautiful woman approaches him. The woman asks the man, “How would you like to get out of here?” and the man is stunned. He never...
An guy was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the...
A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman. She exclaims “Wow, what a great chest you have!” “He says,...
One day a blind man goes to a restaurant. The server asked him if he’d like to see the menu. The blind man says: “no, I...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A guy who has a bad stutter goes to the doctor, he says “doccttrr I have ttttoo gettt rid ooooff my stttuter ccccan you hhhhelp me?”...
