Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The...
Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs it into his mouth and...
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy who had been looking out the window...
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were heavily laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies....
A man is skydiving, enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute. So he pulls on...
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who...
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave...
A girl was visiting her friend, who had just acquired two new dogs, and she asked what their names were. The friend responded by saying one...