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A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time. At the end of a great day on the slopes, he retired to the local tavern....
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife. Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and cab be easily manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and...
A 17 year old guy walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope...