An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our...
A wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed...
A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he...
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out,...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient...
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar. As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the...
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the...
A man walks out onto a busy New York City street and happens to catch a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and...