When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. “Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer...
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest. And spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
A Gnat flew over the meadow with much buzzing. For so small a creature and settled on the tip of one of the horns of a...
A Zen master had hundreds of disciples. They all prayed at the right time, except one, who was always drunk. The master was growing old. Some...
Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette...
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, Received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions. Stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees....
Now there was a certain old Owl who had become very cross and hard to please as she grew older, Especially if anything disturbed her daily...
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule: The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He...
Near tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, Who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior known for his complete lack...
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper. Help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...