A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink...
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned...
An elderly Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the...
Three old ladies Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge...
Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She...
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of...
A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!”...
About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, he read his name in the obituary column....
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...