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A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean. When they spot a windsurfer. The one shark said to the other shark. “Ooh, look, a snack!” Cheers...
A 72-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for...
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.”...
A guy brings his pet gorilla to the country club. “I’ll bet anyone here, any amount, my gorilla can beat you in golf” he says. “I’ll...
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse...
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish police officer. He thinks that he is smarter than the officer because...
A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman! One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought...
He is going through his bag for his passport which he can’t find. The irritated man on passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...