A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman! One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought...
He is going through his bag for his passport which he can’t find. The irritated man on passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the Village that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The barman would...
A man goes to ask the great guru, “Which is better, large melons or small melons?” The great guru asks him “How much money do you...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive....
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...