Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette...
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, Received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions. Stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees....
Now there was a certain old Owl who had become very cross and hard to please as she grew older, Especially if anything disturbed her daily...
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule: The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He...
Near tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, Who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior known for his complete lack...
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper. Help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
Aikido master demanded intensive training, But never allowed his pupils to compete with other martial-arts academies. They all complained among themselves but no-one ever had the...
The late king of a known Kingdom had ten wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat any of his servants who made a mistake....
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, So he called a plumber. The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is...
The vast majorities of men don’t even think about selecting gifts. Until Christmas Eve and only go for a last-minute shopping spree. A man would inevitably...