An Eagle, swooping down on powerful wings, seized a lamb in her talons and made off with it to her nest. A Jackdaw saw the deed,...
The trooper asks the clown, “Why were you driving so fast?” The clown says, “I’m headed to going for a circus show and I don’t want...
My neighbor got a predefined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with...
He says,‘I hear you Irish are damn good drinkers. I’ll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here. Who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.’...
One of the priests said, “Sometimes it feels like such a burden to always be the one who listens to other people’s problems. I can only...
Once upon a time a river ran through a green field. There lived an ant beside the stream. One day the ant went to stream to...
A Giant Oak stood near a brook in which grew some slender Reeds. When the wind blew, The great Oak stood proudly upright with its hundred...
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. “Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer...
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest. And spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
A Gnat flew over the meadow with much buzzing. For so small a creature and settled on the tip of one of the horns of a...