It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn’t been able to think of a sermon for the next morning. About 9:00 p.m. he finally said...
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over...
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced...
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of his...
An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which one of them is the smartest. The art teacher shows the...
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some...
There was a swimming competition to cross the English Channel by only being allowed to do the breaststroke. The three women who entered the race were...
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000...
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the...
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it’ll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the...