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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it’ll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the...
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no...
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember...
Mrs. Jones, deeply troubled, was consulting a psychiatrist. “My husband,” she said, “is convinced he’s a chicken. He goes around squawking constantly and sleeps on a...
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any....
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of...
One day, a poor man, who had only one piece of bread to eat, was walking past a restaurant. There was a large pot of soup...
A man wanted to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted...
Jesus and Moses are relaxing on a boat and talking about the good old days. The subject of miracles comes up, and they decide to see...