The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was...
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctors waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for...
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, “Watson, what do you...
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them their day divorcees” “Yes sir, I believe I can help...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up. So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make...
Bambi, the blonde in her fourth freshman year at UCLA, sat in her U.S. Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs....
Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, “Ya know,since summer started I’ve been having trouble with mice in my church....