An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so...
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10...
Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem...
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt....
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter asked The first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was a...
One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator. He stood up on the counter and announced, “If i stick my tool and balls...
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their...
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the driver thought, and carried...
A 97-year-old man comes to his doctor looking depressed. He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” The doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...