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“That wife of mine is a liar,” said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. “How do you know?”...
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His...
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says,...
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that...
A nun is standing outside a pub and a man comes round the corner, planning to grab an after-work bevy. The nun immediately points at him,...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well,...