An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar. As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the...
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the...
A man walks out onto a busy New York City street and happens to catch a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and...
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope,...
A new teacher was trying out something from one of her psychology classes that she learnt at university. She says to the children, “Everyone who thinks...
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re...
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the...