After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little...
How to catch an elephant Go out deep into a forest that an elephant might be in. Start digging a really big pit, it also needs...
Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. “But,” she told him, “it didn’t...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome John! You’re wife has been waiting for you!” Bursting in tears...
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday...
A group of racist Americans imprison a Mexican and plan to take him out The Mexican insists he became an American citizen. The Americans promise to...
An elderly man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time,… And told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to...
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all...