A school teacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense. There was a pause before a pupil raised his...
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 55 mph. Why are you going...
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area. “No way! No...
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center...
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do...
A guy walked into his friend’s office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asks. “Oh, its...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!” And with that he took home...
Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face...
A guy was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My...