A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out...
A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the bartender’s attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, “I’ll have...
Dumb Johnny is sitting in class. His teacher, Miss Izakunteetair hates Dumb Johnny. She always puts him in the back of the class and can’t stand...
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, And wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned...
Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy the nurse comes into the room and tells both men, “Strip...
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom....
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to asks the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the...