Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned...
Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy the nurse comes into the room and tells both men, “Strip...
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom....
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to asks the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the...
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No...
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, “a snake just bit me on the tip...
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend asks, “How...
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller...