A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes and bang all 150 hens. The farmer is...
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The...
A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office. Suddenly, the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was...
A cop pulls a car over for going 20 mph on the highway. The driver is a little old lady, and there are two old ladies...
The Little Johnny going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him, “What’s wrong?” Nervous, the kid asks, “How long do...
A television crew comes to the farm to interview the shepherd about his daily routine. “Our viewers would like to know what a regular day here...
An elderly priest dies and goes to heaven. He soon finds himself in a line of souls going to St. Peter to enter heaven. In no...
A waiter takes an order from a customer who requests half a Caesar salad… The waiter responds, “Well, we offer a small and a large. Would...
When a guy, known for causing trouble, walked in. He sat down, called me over, and said, “Give me a 21-year-old drink, please.” I nodded, and...