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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
A Florida officer pulls over an blonde because her hand signals were confusing. “First you put your hand up, like you’re turning right, Then you wave...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she...
The veterinarian told the woman that her dog needed some exercise. You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a...
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them-that day-voice.” “Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied...
The Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him...
A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
A well-dressed man arrived for an interview. The employer was very impressed with how well the gentleman presented himself. He was charming, very polite, and had...
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so...