A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A blonde struggling with her weight visited her doctor for advice. He suggested she run ten miles a day for thirty days, assuring her she’d shed...
Two women were playing a round of golf. One of them teed off and watched in shock as her ball flew straight toward a group of...
Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.. Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid...
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
A city kid went to his grandpa’s farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking...
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested and she asks,...
A wife was in bed with her lover, When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...