A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
The first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children...
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman...
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the...
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the...
The Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the...
The little housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
A guy walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The dog replies, “Hey, I’m tired...