Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, “We’ve been waiting...
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little...
Two English butchers, who hated each other, were doing business across the street from each other for ten years. For the full ten years they always...
Paddy went into St. Mary’s hospital for major surgery. In the recovery room, the nurse came in and said, “So Pat, how will you be paying’...
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came...
There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says,...
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his...
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says “Hillary, I know you’re ‘somebody’ down on Earth, but up...
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A...
One day, a man was walking down the street when he saw a genie lamp in a nearby alley. Excitedly, he picked it up and rubbed...