There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by...
The traveling salesman’s car broke down in the country and he knocked on the farmhouse door. When the farmer opened the door, the salesman said, “Sir,...
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”...
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to...
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands...
Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the...