A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came...
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through...
Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He called...
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, “You have been a good...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It’s just an old basketball injury.” His...
Donald Trump was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an...
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the...