Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show. The...
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,...
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of...
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the...
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball. The Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a...